What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do a bra and panties have to match?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

Why cant I feel anything in my sleep? I cannot even feel myself moving, breathing, and swallowing saliva! I cannot even hear anything, not even my alarm! Some people that I've been with says that I'm moving a lot in my sleep, how can I stop it?

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Do any members of BTS have significant others in real life? If so, why do they choose not to discuss it publicly?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Will friendly dogs protect their owners?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What makes cars from companies like Dacia or BYD appealing compared to Tesla, especially in Europe?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

What is the best way to get over your ex?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

I see lots of pictures of women who have huge clits are they real or what?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do men like low maintenance women?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?

-J W Pepper

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Moonraker

Wow! The changeover from President Biden to VP Kamala Harris as candidate could not have been more successful in just 2 days! It was as if they had been planning it. Could they have planned it? Are you excited by the positive Democratic response?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Am I the unique Gen Z if I dislike TikTok and prefer the 2000s technology trends like retro consoles, CRTs, and CD/DVDs?